How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
A wise man once told me, "Hey, Colonel, you're a pretty anti-social kind of guy. If you're walking through Wal-Mart and don't want to talk to anyone, just pretend you are on your cell phone."
Good advice, which I often follow to the letter.
Today, however, on a particularly misanthropic shopping trip, I realized with horror that I had actually forgotten my phone at home.
So I pretended anyway.
I don't think anyone believed me.
Good advice, which I often follow to the letter.
Today, however, on a particularly misanthropic shopping trip, I realized with horror that I had actually forgotten my phone at home.
So I pretended anyway.
I don't think anyone believed me.
posted by Colonel Havoc at 12:21 PM
2 Comments:
Just stick something in your ear and pretend it's a bluetooth device.
I just did that at Wal Mart, trying to avoid someone. I made the mistake of making eye contact and not walking fast enough though.
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