Black Helicopters
Stupid little things I do, just because I'm a moron...
I'm dropping of a check on behalf of my trans-global son for his application fee at the local college.
The lady behind the desk says, "You don't happen to know his social security number, do you?
So I rattle off, "Three Two Six-Nine Four-Three Eight Two Seven."
She seems kind of impressed, so after a pause, I do a very bad Dustin Hoffman impersonation, "A-a-a-ask me any social security number, any social security number for anyone, anyone in the, the, the United States."
At this point she gets a strange look on her face, and starts feeling under her desk for the secret button.
I hope I didn't hurt my son's college chances...
Besides that, I gave her the wrong number.
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I'm dropping of a check on behalf of my trans-global son for his application fee at the local college.
The lady behind the desk says, "You don't happen to know his social security number, do you?
So I rattle off, "Three Two Six-Nine Four-Three Eight Two Seven."
She seems kind of impressed, so after a pause, I do a very bad Dustin Hoffman impersonation, "A-a-a-ask me any social security number, any social security number for anyone, anyone in the, the, the United States."
At this point she gets a strange look on her face, and starts feeling under her desk for the secret button.
I hope I didn't hurt my son's college chances...
Besides that, I gave her the wrong number.
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14 Comments:
dude, it's HCC. I got in. If I can get in anyone can. I gave them like 3 different social security numbers, but that's because the secretary entered mine into the "system" wrong each time. And one other thing if you can name any SSN what's mine?
Awesome!
You know, I once offered to become an udercover drug agent for President Nixon. He refused my help on that one, but maybe I can help with this problem. I have been dogged with black helicopters ever since I faked my death and moved to Sweden, so I know what you mean.
And I still don't see your review for Star Wars Episode III yet? Ahh, you're killing me, Pastor Al!
Dude, what's her face, at that time in the morning, on that particular day, it would've been impossible for him to give his opinion. For he saw it that night. So i'm expecting one soon.
tootles! :)
Can you wait untill Saturday? I am tenatively planning on seeing it Sunday afternoon. Before then just give some rambling on how you desprately want ppl to visit your site, or even better CHANGE THE TEMPLATE.
~mike
Yeah Pastor Al we are all waiting for your sweet review of episode III.
Yeah, I'll wait till after Sunday. Then I'll scrawl out some random thoughts.
You just gave her the garbage compactor number with a little docking bay number thrown into the middle.
Haha, we're dorks.
YES!!!!
SOMEbody caught the joke.
Good job, Reinman...we're nerds.
شركة كشف تسربات المياه بالدمام
مظلات شد انشائي
مظلات حديد
مظلات سيارات متحركة
سواتر ومظلات
شركة تنظيف حزانات بالرياض
شركة مكافحة الفئران بالرياض
شركة رش مبيدات بالرياض
شركة عزل خزانات شمال الرياض
شركة عزل فوم بابها
شركة عزل فوم بالامارات
شركة عزل فوم بالباحة
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