Conversations with the Blond

The Colonel purchased a new shaver, but that is not the point.

One morning, the blond looked into the bathroom to find him staring intently at its carrying case.

"You are thinking that it bears a striking resemblance to the Photon Torpedo Shell used as a coffin for Spock in the classic Star Trek film, "The Wrath of Khan", aren't you?" She said.

The Colonel replied, "I'm married to a nerd."

"Osmosis," She replied.

Incidentally, she was correct.