What the Heck IS That?

"Can you cook the turkey, again? You did such a good job last time."

No, I didn't...

The point of being lousy at something is to make sure you never have to do it again.

I distinctly remember the Blond getting home and beginning to pull weird parts and bags of junk out of the cooked bird, patiently saying things like,

"Uh...you're really supposed to pull out the giblets before you cook it." (What's a "giblet"?)

and...

"Yeah, you should probably take out this neck before hand, too." (I swear, that wasn't in there when I started.)

Also...

"See this plastic bag here? That's the Gravy." (Don't tell me - let me guess. That was supposed to be removed as well?)

So this year, before tossing the dumb birds in the oven, I reached in and pulled out all kinds of disgusting crud.

I'm getting better at this.

I think I've been had.

OK, One More Random Video

The Colonel PROMISES that this Blog will not become just another "Look what I found on the YouTube" type of site. (Although, Mr. Larry just posted a cool one, so I'm in pretty good company.)

But I must keep pushing the CPP (Colonel's Prior Post) further off the page. It has been serving as a constant reminder of the horror that awaits us here in BOA.



Guitar Hero Geeks, enjoy...

I Didn't Really Need Gas

But I stopped for some anyway.

I plan to pour it on my Corn Flakes. tm

OK, Enough Politics, Already

For the sake of everyone's mental health, we'll keep pushing the Colonel's Previous Post (The CPP) further and further off the page with material that is much more pressing:



Like this, for example.

Handbaskets for Sale

Get 'em while you can.