Wednesday, January 21, 2009

A Pictorial Quiz

Here's the Scenario:

The year is 2013. Constant meddling in natural recession/growth economic cycles has resulted in enough bail-outs, hand-outs, and misguided* government-created (ie: tax revenue draining) jobs that Americans with actual private sector (ie: tax revenue generating) jobs only comprise 5% of the economy.

You are part of that hard-working 5%.

However, in order to pay for the rest of these programs, you are now taxed at a rate of 100% of your income.

Fortunately, you also live next door to the Berenstain Bears.

Which of the Bears do you shoot and eat?

There IS a correct answer. Think creatively. The Colonel awaits your responses. The first clever reader with the correct answer will receive Mad Props in the Comment Section.

The Blond is not allowed to play.

*"Misguided" refers to Government meta-jobs created for the sole purpose of trying to reverse a natural economic cycle. These have been proven to lengthen recessions, not shorten them. The Colonel is, of course, NOT referring to educators, police, snow plow drivers, or our military, God Bless 'em!


Blogger Graceland King said...

The bear is a national symbol for Mother Russia and Comrade Obama has decreed that it is not allowable to eat. Additionally, by the year 2013, all meat products will be illegal due to the effect the animals have on global warming. Our other mother, Mother Earth, needs our help. A more proactive approach to this dilemma would be to get up earlier and get in the government breadline before sun up.

4:28 PM  
Blogger Reinman said...

Tactical error, Colonel: you frightened everyone off with this "one correct answer" stuff. This is BOA! Everyone should be a winner!

(I do, of course, have a theory. We'll discuss tonight.)

9:04 AM  
Blogger [ brooke ] said...

You shoot none of them. There are no guns legalized in BOA. :P

1:58 PM  

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