Best Joke I've Heard This Week

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa..."

"...not screaming in terror like his passengers."







Thanks, Brookie.

The Biggest Losers

Actual Conversation when the Young Parents came Visiting...

Young Parents: "So this is that Low-Calorie, Fat-Free ice cream, huh? It's really not that bad."

Old Parents: "Yeah, it helps when we put hot fudge & sprinkles on it."

We're never going to win.

Awwwwwww....